For Giggles
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
• Werner von Braun
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
• Niels Bohr
A witty saying proves nothing.
• Voltaire
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
• Groucho Marx
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? • Abraham Lincoln
She realizes she doesn’t know as much as God, but feels she knows
as much as God knew when he was her age.
• Dorothy Parker